Chancellor Helmut Kohl writes his
Office-Brother Ronald Reagan

How I hear you want know, warum I am in the Blackforest Hospital and how it me goes. But let me zunächst something anderes say: Is it not unfreezing, how the SPD und her helpershelper on your great SDI-programm rumride? It does me so sorry, can I say you, from because all these fatherlandless guys! But now to your question: It was not my own idea to come hereher. But as you maybe heared have, we have elections in this our country in the january 1987 an I will nothing else but them win. You know yes, how I my job love and how successrich I as Chanceloor am. And you self know it at the best, what publicity brings - it is very important to come as often as possible on the picture-umbrella, when the millions on it look. So has my good friend Heiner Geißler beforebeated to let me operate from Prof. Dr. Brinkmann naturel not so really, we only do so as if. We have long long afterthought, what for an illness I have and finally we had it. We explain our tolookers that I have a bad trackbone, because Franz Josef Strauß attacks me so often there down. And Dr. Brinkmann has - how always - the saving idea und he plants me a piece of stell in my bone, so I am unhurtable (as our great beforedriver Siegfried was). First Heiner Geißler thought, that I could also have a little love-affair in the Blackforest Hospital, it is usual there und absalut clean and never dirty. But I have trotzdem No said. I think, nobobdy would that believe that I have what with a woman, where I so wellmarried am und the idea of the family as such always highkeep. To that comes, I wanted the feelings of my wife Hannelore not hurt and Juliane Weber also not and the picture, what the millions of German womans have, erst right not. How stand you to this, Ronnie? And Nancy? Well, so will I stay in the Blackforest Hospital for the next weeks until the roundquestioning show, that my victory is undangered. The thing has a good besides-effect: Finally I have the time to learn your wonderful language. I was so glad yesterday, as Dr. Brinkmann said to me: Your English is now better than the English of Franz Josef Strauß! I believe, alse the German people is proud, if it sees how pictured his first man is. Now I will close, it is time to make the light out. Greet me Nancy! And be self umarmed from your devoted friend.